why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
- mom: can you do me a favor?
- me: will you pay me?
- mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
- me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people
"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner"
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
Wait, Dad, you knew Agent Coulson?!
I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”
So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:
DEM PANTS THO.
Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.
Let’s all just take a moment here
my parents friend dated Clark Gregg at some point